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Post by Zula on Jul 29, 2013 15:52:39 GMT
along cold, dark mountain. All trip over something metal. Latvian cower in fear, Politburo man claim others for gulag and metal thing for Great Nation, and Estonian rub it.
To great surprise, is djinn! Djinn happy to be out of colder and darker lamp, and so agrees to grant each a wish.
Latvian ask to be safe from Politburo, so djinn transform him into non valuable rock. Latvian content.
Politburo angry with Estonian for rubbing lamp, so he wish for wall all the way around Latvia. It is impenetrable to all things, and no way in or out. "That keep dirty Estonian out of Glorious Country!" thinks politburo.
Estonian say, "fill with water."
Is great day.
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Post by sargepepper on Jul 29, 2013 15:55:31 GMT
AH, that's a great one.
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Post by kerrah on Jul 30, 2013 0:21:07 GMT
Is there anything more disappointing than showing a movie you really like to a friend, and they go: "Eh, it was all right."?
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Post by Zula on Jul 30, 2013 2:46:28 GMT
Is there anything more disappointing than showing a movie you really like to a friend, and they go: "Eh, it was all right."? Yes, a friend telling you 'I just wasted two hours of my life.' |
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Post by kerrah on Jul 30, 2013 10:21:52 GMT
At least in that case you know they're dumb and wrong. If they kind of liked it, then you can't even hate them properly.
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Post by sargepepper on Jul 30, 2013 11:58:54 GMT
Reaching into an empty box in your pantry of something you were really looking forward to eating.
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Post by kerrah on Jul 30, 2013 12:20:05 GMT
Oh yeah, that's pretty freaking horrible. There's also missing the bus because it was ahead of schedule.
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Post by sargepepper on Jul 30, 2013 17:59:33 GMT
waking up on anyday and you body trying to tell you it's saturday. That void is unfillable for the rest of the day.
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Post by Wulfang on Jul 30, 2013 20:30:46 GMT
Going out with a girl you fancy, and when you drop her off at the end of the night she says "Y'know, you're my best friend. Like, my best girl friend."
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Post by kerrah on Jul 31, 2013 16:53:10 GMT
Haven't we already had enough movies where a bunch of film monsters like the Frankeinstein Monster and the Wolfman and the Mummy get together and do stuff? I'm so tired of that shit.
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Post by Wulfang on Jul 31, 2013 18:01:16 GMT
What, is a new one out?
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Post by kerrah on Jul 31, 2013 18:03:56 GMT
Not really, but I was just reminded of how much I disliked Tim Burton's Frankenweenie.
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Post by Zula on Aug 1, 2013 15:00:23 GMT
Not really, but I was just reminded of how much I disliked Tim Burton's Frankenweenie. Was it really that terrible? |
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Post by kerrah on Aug 1, 2013 18:07:13 GMT
I just felt like it was incredibly tired and uninventive, because there's been so many horror parodies/crossovers by now. It's sad, because it's a really old concept, and it would have been way more fresh back when Burton first proposed it to Disney.
Then I saw the trailer for Hotel Transylvania, and it damn near broke me.
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Post by Zula on Aug 7, 2013 0:09:23 GMT
I just felt like it was incredibly tired and uninventive, because there's been so many horror parodies/crossovers by now. It's sad, because it's a really old concept, and it would have been way more fresh back when Burton first proposed it to Disney. Then I saw the trailer for Hotel Transylvania, and it damn near broke me. If I tell you I liked Hotel Transylvania despite all of its incredible silliness and ridiculousness, will our friendship be forfeit? |
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