Post by God Emperor Newman on Jul 24, 2013 22:22:43 GMT
Yo yo yo You just stepped into the ARENA The ARENA of SICK BEATS and DOPE RHYMES Do you have what it TAKES? Do you have the elocutory DEXTERITY to lay waste to your foes In the ancient and noble art of RAP BATTLE??
Yo my name is Max Cain! You know that it's pain what I bring for my kin, victims of sin, long-buried and slain
Did I say buried? Bitch, I wish! Both my parents were piled On a motherfucking bonfire while I escaped into the wild!
And my bro's not better off, Last words drowned in a bloody cough. Though we covered what was left in a layer of dirt We had to flee and there I was my with just my back's only shirt
I don't talk about my sister and there's a reason why There's nothing to be said and I've got no tears to cry
But bitch did it stop me? Never once, not at all! Dominion cities, Tenkou courts, you know they gonna fall! Cause my name It's Max Cain And I bring the fucking pain For mankind's bright future In revenge for its past And though it costs my life and more My cause will be the last!
I can take your skin, memories, might, With nothing but a kiss, a little nibble, bite! Blood bitch here bouncing with the haemoglobin, fuck with my boys I'll cave yo' dome in! Yo' blood is mine, I like wearing a disguise, I like them dead, buzzing round 'em like flies I heard some bitch be dissin' on sal? Who do you voodoo? I mean fuck, this is blood magic pal. Sal in the house, the badass salamander, He's looking for a fight, some hard beats, slander! Come at me bro We'll take your skin, take your face, And hell when I'm done with you I make you jump off your own place. Splat on the ground, make a line on my arm, Bitches be comin' at me, they be comin' to harm.
Sofur's my name, laying beats it my game, my rhymes hit your jaw like a clenched fist, ya'll Lay smackdowns on brothers for just being tame, my game is skyrocketing next to your fall. Doll, you can't even stand up next to me, with these words your whole shindig is weak. Spitting rhymes so damn fast, I'll be taking all the air for you to breathe. With a left hook, right hook, and a tweak of my mustache, You'll be lying on the proverbial floor, your rhymes turned to ash. The Sali Hammer is coming for you, son, and no spirit, man, beast, nor enchantment can help you none. You'll need Falor's cannons, or even a whole army of guns. Because i'll be blasting my way out of the smog, you may see me coming, But you can damn guarantee it ain't no damn good running. I'm gonna catch you, and beat you and make you cry for your daddy. Cause Sali is running this show, best get back in your caddy.
Sofur hits the ring ready for a fight, yeah I guess you showed mina the might. Look at you steppin' up to the big ring, I can rip you open, make the fat man sing. You gunna get to Konsheer, can you deal with all this? Take you out in the real world, boxing ain't worth piss. Learn to dodge duck and dive, won't save you from fire, I'm going to take your blood, memories, yo' moustache sire. You my friend, you're next on my list, I'm coming at you hard and fast, dagger, wooden fist. We see you rising to the top' make your money, your split, Back here in kutanda we say that ain't worth shit!
Oh look at the little Blood Bitch scurry, Looks like you're going somewhere in a hurry. Running away from your last kill, sweetie? Or do you tastes run for something just a bit more meaty? (Penis joke)
Just try and sneak up on me with your kiss I'll cave your teeth in with my fist Cause no blood runs through these veins, only iron You'll be surprised, turn to run, and die tired. That seems to be your pattern, right? Seems kind of a bitch way to die, Down without a fight.
My muscles are made of iron from Home, Don't even need no metronome, But you got a little fucking lizard to help with something as simple as keeping down a beat.
All this you see? It's homegrown. Don't need no help from no one, it's all my own. To run, jump, and even think, you need help from a little whispering fink.
Take that away, you got nothing. 'cept a scared little girl, Still hiding in the sheets. But you best be scared, little girl. Cause this monster is coming to take your seat.