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Post by Timeon on Jun 29, 2014 12:47:20 GMT
"By a route obscure and lonely" So, the Camino de Santiago begins in about a week. There will be plenty of walking, talking and time for shenanigans, to be sure. In addition, for those who are interested, I realised that the Lovecraftian RP I've been considering hosting or a while could easily happen during the Camino itself. While things like Pathfinder are rule and statistic heavy, something like a Lovecraft RP could easily work as a primarily spoken game. My plan is that for about an hour in the evening, when there's time to kill, we can have these short, spoken sessions, where I'd have my notes. - PS: Thanks to devius for editing the title picture above as requested. IntroductionI will not be revealing much information about this RP, because that would be defeating the point. Suffice to say, it's not Lovecraft, it's merely inspired by Lovecraft, because if you knew what to expect, there'd be no suspense. In fact, I do not want players to discuss their characters with one another; at least not before we start playing. Discovery should happen in-game. What you do need to do is come up with the character and let me know about him or her. Here is a suggested format: Character Name: Brief physical description: Brief life summary: Languages spoken: General education and skills: Most positive life experiences: Most negative life experiences: Important family/friends/relationships: Life goals and dreams: Phobias/weaknesses: As you can see there's a bit of overlap for some of those lines, but it's all important information. Private Message me the information or send it over Skype. How your character ties into the storyYour character begins on an Arctic cruise ship from Canada. You've already been to Greenland, and you're heading down to Iceland and you will disembark in the United Kingdom. The cruise has taken you to see icebergs and Arctic wildlife. What you need to decide are your reasons for being on this cruise. If you want your character to have gone onto the cruise with the intention of getting swept into the plot (like a private detective) rather than getting involved by accident, we can discuss the details. Otherwise, you just have to decide what brought you to the Arctic cruise. Stress relief? Lifelong fascination with Inuits, whales, and the cold? Etc Good luck.
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Post by Timeon on Sept 4, 2014 15:36:04 GMT
One night aboard a cruise ship sailing the cold north, a sick old German man went missing. His relatives asked the captain to begin a search for him, and a search was started. The old man was found running across the prow of the ship naked. He was tackled by the three men who happened to be out chatting and watching the stars; two Englishmen and a Canadian. They restrained the old man, who rambled obscure nothings, and then handed him over to the ship's staff. By morning the news of the event had spread across the ship as a scandalous story, promising layers of intrigue to entertain the rich and bored.
What little is known by the ship's guests is that Captain Bjorn promptly put the old man in solitary confinement, along with his babysitter Hans, to prevent an outbreak of disease. The old man, after all, had already been sick before his bout of madness.
For some, that seemed to be the end of the affair.
For others, it was the beginning.
The Captain sends out his staff to collect several from a list of names. One by one the select few are taken into the captain's quarters and seated unceremoniously, facing the captain himself. The captain, they see, wore a dressing gown. He was leafing through a quaint little book looking as bored as usual. He ignored his guests, only moving to turn a page or scratch his stubble. What was more awkward for the guests was one another's company. Some knew each other already, even if they had not yet actually spoken.
When all had gathered, the captain closed his book and put it down, revealing blood-shot eyes. He reached into his bathrobe and his muscles tensed. Then he pulled out something shiny, attached to a chain. Most instantly recognized it for what it is, the relic of St. John of Patmos. It was the reason they were here.
Captain Bjorn rose from his seat, revealing to all that he carried a pistol in his other hand. He let the relic dangle before the eyes of his guests for a short while before speaking.
"You've all taken me for a bloody fool." he mumbled in clear English, his skin tight with anger and amusement. "But this is my fucking ship. And I'm not an idiot."
The relic fell to the table, and all struggled between staring at it and staring at the pistol in the captain's hands. "I would have been happy to ignore this drama on my ship, were it not so serious. The old German gentleman we found last night has drawn... hieroglyphics, overnight, in his faeces." Bjorn said, looking troubled. "When one of my staff opened the door to feed him and clean up, the old man tore into him like an animal and gouged his eyes out."
Bjorn let that simmer for a time, looking grave. Pistol still in one hand, he reached for a bottle of cheap whiskey that sat on his desk, and began to pour himself a glass as he spoke. "So I spoke to his babysitter, Hans, and I beat the everliving love of Jesus out of him, because people are taking me for a fool and are lying to me. I beat the love of Bjorn into him. And Hans told me what I needed to know."
The whiskey went down in one gulp. Bjorn began to pour himself another shot. "Hans told me that the old man and himself, and others here besides, had been hired to find this golden plaything, which I am told is related to one of the St. Johns of the Bible. Is that so?"
He waited, and seemed to take the silence as an affirmation. "I'm not a religious man. Or a political one. But I am king of my own ship. And you're all going to work out this situation with me in my office, and anybody who isn't happy by the end of it is getting locked up and handed over to the police once we reach Iceland."
Bjorn took a seat, pistol pointed in the general direction of his guests. "So, start talking. If I suspect one whiff of bullshit, you are finished."
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Post by Devius on Sept 4, 2014 16:03:47 GMT
The bespectacled man speaks first. His accent reveals his English nationality.
"First of all: Put the gun down for chrissakes! You'll end up killing someone by accident. We're unarmed anyway!" He holds his hands up in front of him, his friend beside him does the same.
"Second of all: We-" He gestures towards his friend and himself "-have no idea what you're talking about. We're here on a leisure trip. Our only contact with the old man was when we subdued him on the deck."
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Post by ashenmoon on Sept 4, 2014 16:47:47 GMT
"This objekt," a blonde-bleached woman said primly, "belongs to me! As Hans no doubt attempted to... inform... you, ve are no hirelings. It vas stolen from acquaintances to us in der Vaterland, and my own dear vater have all but killed himself trying to recover eet. You offend me, captain."
Pausing for a moment, the woman spared another scathing glance for one of Bjorn's attending seamen.
"Further: the unfortunate crewman you mentioned, and his eyes, vould not have been injured had this objekt been recovered long ago from its thief. I vill take it back and make certain it is kept safe until it is returned to vere it belongs. It need not concern you or your crew any longer."
She reached out for the relic on the table.
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Post by Timeon on Oct 1, 2014 10:50:04 GMT
"Not so fast, fraulein." Bjorn snapped, tapping his pistol on the edge of the table.
One of the Englishmen seemed to think it a good time to interject. "Captain, sir, this is a misunderstanding. We have nothing to do-"
"Fucking lying spies!" One of the German men grabbed the Englishman by the hair, knocking his chair over as he jumped off of it.
"Callum!" the Englishman called out in obvious panic to his bespectacled, ginger fellow. "Oh Jesus!"
Bjorn's eyes were racing across the room dangerously. He was losing control, and it was clearly making him angry. "Sit down!"
"Sit down, Fritz!" one of the German men begged his companion. "Fritz-"
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Post by Devius on Oct 1, 2014 11:05:34 GMT
"Get off him, kraut, or I'll cave your head in!" Callum spat as he reached over to pull Fritz off his friend.
His calm demeanor from the previous moment had suddenly been replaced by an unhinged fury.
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Post by ashenmoon on Oct 3, 2014 16:20:06 GMT
The woman backed away, wide-eyed watching the chaos unfolding:
"Lang! Verdammt, steh da nicht so rum!"
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Post by kerrah on Oct 6, 2014 1:46:24 GMT
Meanwhile, the mousy Canadian had gone white as a sheet at the first sight of the revolver. With the fight unfolding before his eyes, all he can do is jump off his chair and back to the nearest wall, trying to avoid meeting anyone's eyes.
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Post by Timeon on Oct 13, 2014 14:12:53 GMT
As Fritz grappled with Callum, the German woman's command sunk home, and the other German gentleman - Lang - rose quite suddenly. By this time most had noticed that the Captain's quivering pistol had switched between being pointed at the German woman, to Fritz, and was now focused quite directly on Lang's forehead. The recently arisen German grabbed Fritz by the arm, and raised his hand, palm forward towards the Captain with the other.
"Stop!" Lang said, his brow twisting in obvious consternation. "Please."
Surprise might have been what did it, but Fritz let go. Lang looked like the kind of man who did not say much, or would have anything to say besides. Yet there he was, making a stand.
George's knees shivered and ceased to support him, and he fell onto his own toppled chair with a groan. The Captain continued to point his pistol.
"Information is dangerous, Captain!" Lang barked. "Trust me when I say none of you want to know. Knowing gets you more involved. Knowing is dangerous. That is why they sent me."
From the expression on Fritz's face, he had no idea what Lang was talking about. This was news, even to Lang's own companions.
"Knowing is dangerous? A Captain has got to know. Especially Captain Bjorn." the Captain insisted.
Lang began to shake his head, then paused, sparing a glance at the German woman. "They picked me because, they say, I have untermensch blood. Because I am dumb, stupid. I will not figure out more about this on my own. I think they are right. The old man raves in his cell because he was a smart man, and he knew enough of this mission, Captain. Enough about that thing they tell you is a holy relic of the Church of Jesus Christ."
Bjorn let his pistol drop slightly, his face twisted in outrage and confusion. "You will tell me what this is about. I don't care about the money any more. I've lost control of my fucking ship."
"Excuse me?" George let out a whine.
"Lost-control-of-my-fucking-ship." the Captain enunciated, gesturing with his pistol. "It's sailing of its own accord. We can't steer it away. Not since yesterday."
Lang opened his mouth to speak, but a horrifying wail reverberated from behind him. In shock, the Captain discharged his pistol. Lang shouted in pain and fell back. He must have hit the light switch, as the light went out. A sound of groaning and shuffling continued outside.
Someone hit the switch again, and the light was back. The Captain vaulted over the table and opened the door, pistol in hand. What they saw was a young member of the ship's crew, his eyes missing, sprawled on the floor before the door.
A crowd of other members of the ship's staff was gathering outside. They mumbled and muttered, attention in the crowd turning to one of the passer-bys who had followed the noise. They pushed him forward towards the body, expectantly. Meanwhile inside the room, the faintest sense of normality was resuming - at least if one overlooked Lang's bleeding leg.
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Post by Devius on Oct 14, 2014 15:15:04 GMT
Too baffled to process all of the events that had occurred in such quick succession, Callum resorted to focusing on the most important matter.
"George, are you alright?" Not waiting for a reply, he leaned in closer to his friend, and whispered. "I think we should gather our things and take a lifeboat, I'd rather brave the treacherous weathers of the Atlantic than spend another minute on the S/S Crazy!"
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Post by Timeon on Oct 15, 2014 13:00:01 GMT
Meanwhile, the mousy Canadian had gone white as a sheet at the first sight of the revolver. With the fight unfolding before his eyes, all he can do is jump off his chair and back to the nearest wall, trying to avoid meeting anyone's eyes. Fritz's arm whipped forward, pointing at the cowering gentleman by the wall - the man who many present had known, though he in turn did not know them. "Herr Bernstein." Fritz spoke in heavily accented English. "Yes, we know who you are. You are responsible for this. The Captain wanted to know what it is that is going on, but it is you who knows! You brought the relic on-board! You forced our hand!" Meanwhile, George passed a nod to Callum, and spoke, no longer caring who paid any attention to them. It was hopefully clear that they had been caught up in this mess, and that they wanted no more part of it. And yet, an eyeless corpse lay sprawled outside the door. Perhaps remembering this, George emptied his stomach contents on the Captain's fine carpet. "Cultist, confess your part in this! Who are you working for? Why were you trusted with the relic?" Lang wailed at the panicking Herr Bernstein, as his fingers patted at his bleeding leg. "We know enough of your involvement. Where were you headed? Iceland? Britain?" Then Lang turned towards his mistress, who had watched as the whole spectacle had exploded in a mere minute. "I'm sorry I did not tell you all. I had my orders. It's for our own safety-" Fritz advanced on Bernstein, practically foaming at the mouth now that he had somebody to blame for their collective misfortune. "Tell us, Jew-lover, Satanist! Witch!"
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Post by ashenmoon on Oct 15, 2014 17:18:10 GMT
The German woman, having peered cautiously through the assembled crowd outside, wheeled away from the sight of the eyeless crewman.
"Fritz! Lang! Halt!" she spat, brows knitted furiously together. "Now is not ze time for dis interrogation. Captain Bjorn. Your crevmen have an unfortunate tendency to die recently. Vere is my vater? And vere is Hans? I vish to hear his account of ze previous attack."
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Post by God Emperor Newman on Oct 15, 2014 22:40:41 GMT
The night’s dreams had brought him visions of the world’s end. Samuel Burgundy III sat up in his bed and turned over a decaying memory of drifting upward into the warm abyss of space, feeling the last remnants of air and water disappear before his eyes, and then gasping, breathless, in the silent void. He looked around. He was still trapped securely inside his small cabin. The clock by his bed read 7:15.
Cleaned and dressed, he left his rooms about an hour later, trying to ignore the closeness of the ship’s walls and ceilings. He breathed deeply in almost imperceptible relief as he emerged into the wider, more spacious dining room, and took in the scene before him. He frowned.
There weren’t half as many guests about as usual. The hall's usual musicians were nowhere to be found. What food graced the buffet tables looked awful.
A couple servants stood nearby, shifting uncomfortably and averting their eyes. Samuel set his face in a disapproving frown and approached them. “Is anything the matter?” His flashing eyes dared them to affirm his question.
The nearest servant glanced sideways at his companion, but found no support there. He forced himself to look into the unsatisfied passenger’s eyes and cleared his throat. “Been a rough night, sir.”
As Burgundy stared into the crewman’s eyes, he saw the flicker of fear, unmistakable to one who had seen as many men lose at cards as he had. He paused for a moment, then asked “Does this have anything to do with the men who barged into my rooms yesterday evening in search of some misplaced passenger?”
The servant’s lips trembled slightly. The other servant finally came to his rescue and took Burgundy gently by the arm. “Captain’s orders are to keep quiet about this, sir. I’m sure you understand.”
“I see.” The Canadian gentleman surveyed the buffet tables and their trays of burned bacon, cold toast and watery orange juice. “Will a proper breakfast be served shortly, or is that another subject on which you have been ordered to remain silent?”
The servant shrugged. “Cook isn’t feeling well.” He gave Burgundy a strange look and then leaned in close. “Listen, sir, I don’t mean to pry. But, you know, I mean, the Captain told us to keep shut with the civilians, you know, but, say. You aren’t a police inspector or something, are you? I’ve heard rumors.”
Samuel Burgundy paused, startled by the suggestion, but kept his face calm and clear. As he tried to formulate a response, the other servant exhaled softly. "Knew it."
The other stepped back. “Fuckin-”
Burgundy turned and walked stiffly over to the buffet, mind reeling with uncertainty. He had no idea what the servants were talking about, but as he calmed himself down he wondered if being mistaken for an inspector might not be an amusing jape. Such a misunderstanding could be useful, and if it ever came to court he could say quite truthfully that he had never actually claimed to be an agent of the law. Feeling slightly better, he carefully selected five strips of bacon, two slightly less-than-black slices of toast and a glass of orange juice before heading over to the table where his new friend Alexandre sat, shuffling a deck of cards.
Samuel Burgundy III had met Alexandre at the ship’s poker table and immediately struck up a rapport. For one thing, the Frenchman was a very keen card player. For another, he was an utterly terrible bluffer. Samuel was more than happy to forgive the man of being a frog for his tendency to spend large sums of money at the table, and the two soon became quite congenial friends.
“Bonjour,” nodded Alexandre. He tapped the shuffled deck on the table and placed it in his jacket pocket. “Slept well?”
“Well enough, considering. Can’t find a decent bite to eat on this blasted ship, by the looks of things. What’s going on? Seems to be something to do with that bloke went missing last night.”
“Ah yes, Herr Kaufman,” Alexandre stated, setting out his matches and pipe. “They had to lock him away. I heard he gouged out somebody’s eyes. Friend of mine said Herr Kaufman dabbled in the occult. Though of course I do not believe in such things, I suppose one must be a bit eccentric to read into them in the first place. Predisposed to madness, n’est-ce pas?”
“Sounds mad enough to me. Gouging out a man’s eyes. Is that what this is all about, then?” He muttered, glancing back at the servants for a moment. “Awful lot of trouble for one crazy. Cook’s not feeling well my foot.” He glared down at his plate. “How much longer do you think we’ll have to put up with this treatment?”
Alexandre gave his pipe a thoughtful puff. “To be honest, this kind of trouble does not just ‘go away,’ Bur. People panic, you know. Cause a fuss over nothing at all. Use it as an excuse. I think I will get off once we reach Iceland.” He considered quietly for a moment. “I also heard there is some stolen art on board.” He peered intently into Burgundy’s eyes, as if searching for some hint of recognition. “Man such as yourself… What do you think?”
Why the devil does everyone think I’m mixed up in all this? Alexandre gave his friend a wink and then stared off into the distance. “Man such as myself?” Well… How hard can inspectoring be? Perhaps I AM the right man for the job. “I think the sooner someone cleans up this mess, the better,” he said grimly.
“I have heard rumors, Bur,” Alexandre whispered and leaned in close. “I have asked around, and I think I know what this is about. Been trying to help you keep your cover. You know this is your chance.” He paused for a moment, but no response was forthcoming. “To, ah, ‘bust’ the crime ring once and for all. We are rooting for you. I told my friends you can be trusted.” He leaned back in his chair and waved to the servants by the door. They waved back. “When are you going to make the arrest?”
"I can't say. Your... faith is appreciated, but I'm afraid I can't say much more than that." Well, it's true, if not altogether honest. Alexandre tapped his nose and winked again. A slightly uncomfortable silence fell upon the meal.
Alexandre was about to excuse himself from the table when a freakish groan pierced the quiet atmosphere. The guests looked about in bewilderment as the servants made a run for it. Blast, thought Samuel. “Blast!” he said. “I’ll go…” He stood up perhaps a little too quickly, awkwardly stepping away from his chair. “I’ll go see what that was about.” Alexandre watched curiously, pipe in hand, as Burgundy followed the servants down the corridor, trying not to draw any attention to himself. They led him up the stairs and joined a small crowd of other crewmen en route to the disturbance. The herd converged on the doors to the Captain’s quarters before skittering to a halt with various cries of alarm. Burgundy peeked over their shoulders and saw a twisted, bloody body crumpled in the middle of the hallway.
“Oh my god!” Someone shouted, and then hands grabbed Burgundy by the shoulders and propelled him forward. “Detective, detective!” went the cry. He felt his eyes widen in alarm, and struggled to maintain his poker face as he was pushed toward the corpse. He looked around wildly, unsure what to say, what to do, and heard a snatch of conversation from inside the Captain’s room.
“-Bernstein! Yes, we know who you are. You are responsible for this!” The German-accented voice was raised in anger. “YOU brought the relic on-board! You forced our hand!”
Samuel filed this under ‘interesting before turning his attention to the expectant crowd which now waited to see what he would do next. Grasping wildly at his limited experience with law enforcement, he summoned an authoritative voice and said loudly “Alright, alright, step back, everyone, step back, this is a crime scene!” As the crowd obediently shuffled back a few paces he felt his mind eclipsed by a single thought. Oh sweet Jesus, what the hell do I do now?
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Post by Timeon on Oct 16, 2014 11:18:09 GMT
Captain Bjorn stared down at the bloodied, eyeless corpse sprawled before his door. Then he observed that there was a finely dressed gentleman, one of the ship's guests, who seemed to be taking charge of the situation. The ship's crew were looking to the gentleman for... direction? "Skít." Bjorn cursed. "Who the fuck are you? Bobby, was it?" He blinked at Burgundy, fists clenched, as usual. The German woman, having peered cautiously through the assembled crowd outside, wheeled away from the sight of the eyeless crewman. "Fritz! Lang! Halt!" she spat, brows knitted furiously together. "Now is not ze time for dis interrogation. Captain Bjorn. Your crevmen have an unfortunate tendency to die recently. Vere is my vater? And vere is Hans? I vish to hear his account of ze previous attack." Bjorn glanced over his shoulder. "Your crazy old man is locked away. And Hans was in the First Mate's quarters, down the hall..." ... At which point it became noticeable that the doorway in question was hanging slightly off its hinges. "Your Hans-" Another terrified yell erupted, from somewhere in the ship. "Do whatever the fuck you want." Bjorn grunted, and spat at the German woman's feet. Then he turned his attention back to the strange gentleman standing near the body. "And who are you, then? The Canadian inspector, is it? Got a few shit-eating troublemakers in my room back here. You're free to have a word with them if you like, inspector. So far what I've gathered myself is that the Canadian, Bernstein, smuggled a religious relic onboard the ship, and now the Germans and those two English spies are after it. I'll need your help, sonny, but now I'm going to go deal with whoever murdered my crewman." Bjorn pressed his pistol into Burgundy's hands, and drew a seemingly spare one from out of his underpants. Rolling up his sleeves, Bjorn stomped off towards the First Mate's quarters, barking orders. The crew tailed after him. All save for one. A young man elbowed his way into the Captain's room, and ran up to Bernstein, putting an arm around him. Ricks. "Come with me, quick..." he muttered shakily, clearly not expecting anybody to stop him.
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Post by God Emperor Newman on Oct 20, 2014 14:18:54 GMT
Samuel Burgundy hesitated uncertainly for a moment, gun held loosely in one hand, but snapped alert as the crewman put his arm around Bernstein. "Where do you think you're going?" he demanded in what he hoped was an authoritative voice. He turned to face the interloper and raised the pistol ever so slightly. Underneath his poker face, panic foamed over his brain like head on a Guinness. God, I hope I'm doing this right.
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